HOT TRAMP, I love you so!

( Delivery: Godric )

( Delivery: Lyle )

( Email: Ric & Lyle )

I'm heading back to Roswell tomorrow at Jack's request. If I don't make it back, it was nice getting to know some of you. Fuck the rest.

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( I'm serious! He would have all of you killed. )

( It's an impossibility, so get the idea out of your head. )

After testing several versions of my new sunscreen for vampires on quite a few of you, I'm confident in saying it's ready for a limited rollout. Here's how the current version works:

- It provides protection for any covered skin for a period of thirty minutes. Results beyond thirty minutes vary due to a number of factors, including the individual's natural skin color and sensitivity to sun prior to being turned.
- It does not provide adequate protection for the whole head, since it can't be applied to the scalp (unless your head is shaved bald), and you must cover your eyes with protective glasses. I suggest you purchase the sort of sunglasses that wrap around the eye area and then have them charmed by a skilled witch who understands the protective spells that filter sun through our school windows.
- If you want to avoid applying to your entire body, you should research sun protective clothing. That way you could cover as much of yourself as possible and simply apply the sunscreen to exposed areas, or areas that could become exposed by accident.

If you'd like a bottle, I'll need money. I'm not looking to make a profit at this point, simply cover the production costs. For those who have not undergone testing with me personally, I recommend you do so before trying it out in full sun in an uncontrolled environment. There's always that risk that a few vampires will have skin variations that make the product useless for them.

Finally, this isn't my last version of the product. I'm going to work on extending its protective abilities. I'm also working on several other products for vampires in addition to researching a way to reverse the disease altogether. I may call on some of you who have acted as test subjects already to test future products.

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( 2008 Fall Schedule )

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( Don't have fang marks when I get home. )

( Are you done being an anti-social asshole? )

( Eighteen and already bored with sex? )

( He's not going to hurt me, Lyle. )

( She's a serial killer. )

( Is it your goal in life to go on ruining men's lives? )

Testing starts tomorrow. Who wants to be my first guinea pig?

I won't say WHO exactly, but SOMEONE in this house has the ENTIRE series of Degrassi on DVD. Feel free to speculate, laugh, and point fingers.

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( Hanging in Godric's closet )

( Radioactive spider bit me. )